Women .... we're all around ... living, breathing, smirking. Yet men are at a complete loss on how to comprehend us. When you look beyond our charms (those pouty lips, shapely legs, hairless backs), you encounter behaviors that confuddle and confuse you as quickly as we can put a dance in your pants ;;;giggle!;;;

Yes, you men have pondered the origins of us mystical creatures, and you all agree with those astute talk-show hosts and self-help book writers who say that women are simply from another planet -- or, more to the point, that men are from Mars, women are from Venus. But little good that does you, right? You're STILL confused :::snicker, snicker!:::

 
What ARE these strange things around you called "women," and what's with the bizarre behaviors, strange customs and baffling hygiene products? As with any entity shrouded in mystery and mascara, we women elude your grasp. Answering these hard questions requires a mix of research, theory, speculation and perhaps some of that new flavored tequila.

True, any anatomy book can easily explain why a woman crosses her legs differently (which I will explain). But other notions -- like why we hate mice but like Sting (a glaring contradiction) -- force you to venture into more theoretical frontiers. You do that, however, only to quench your curiosity for the beautiful enigma that is female.

Well, I'm here to help ya out, guys! In an 8-part series, I will dispell ALL of the mysteries of Venus. Yes, you heard it right! I'm spilling all of the secrets to the feminine mystique!

Now, I know that many of you ladies reading this are probably choking, gasping for air, turning blue, hyperventilating, and possibly even breaking out in hives at the thought of giving away our well-guarded secrets. Face it, girls, the time has come to give it up. Here it is ANOTHER century, ANOTHER millennium. After billions of years, they haven't figured us out YET! Not even the most brilliant (male) brain surgeon or rocket scientist has succeeded! So let's give 'em a break, huh? :::winking:::

Okay ... enough of my babbling ... to begin your discovery and exploration of Venus, just click on the top button below. If you have been here before and are continuing on your trek, click on the appropriate button to take you where you left off. Enjoy!

~~Candy~~

P.S. RatBrat: "WOMEN!" VirtualCandy: "MEN!" LOL

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